Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Don't Go There! A Robblogger Look at Travel by Robblogger with Giveaway


When I opened up this novella, I wasn't quite sure what I was getting into.  A look at travel, this should be fun right? Wrong.  It's Hilarious!!

Robblogger hates to travel, but his girlfriend really wants to.  He does his research on why those particular countries are not a good place to travel and visit.  He tries to come up with some positive things about each area, but his reasoning quickly turns it into humourous reasons he can't or won't go there, and suggest you probably shouldn't either.

Excerpt from the book so you can see what I'm talking about:

Here are a few quick facts that should not entice you to visit Australia. If they do, you either have too much money, have never kissed a girl, recently sustained a head wound, or a combination of all three.



1) Australia is the flattest continent, with the oldest and least fertile soil.


2) Desert makes up the largest portion of land in Australia.


3) Australia is the driest continent.


4) Australia has the greatest number of reptiles of any country.


I‟m going to save you a lot of time and money. You have a fetish for flat, dry, reptilian and barren READ THE BOOK FOR THE REST!!


To be honest, Robblogger did alot of research and that shines through in his book.  I was actually educated about several countries, but the tears of laughter streaming down my face confirmed that this is a really entertaining book and should not be missed!

You can purchase your own ebook HERE.

Or you can try and win your own ebook copy! 

How to enter?

Tell me a country or place you'd like to visit!! Leave your email so I can contact you if you win.  If I can email you, you can enter!!

Contest ends on February 16th.  I was given an ebook copy to facilitate this review, but all thoughts and opinions are expressly my own.

10 comments:

  1. I'd like to visit Greece.

    lkish77123 at gmail dot com

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  2. I would like to go to Hawaii. Please enter me in contest. Tore923@aol.com

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  3. I'd love to visit Scotland.

    Skk25@aol.com

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  4. Canada and Belgium ok and a few others. It's way to hard to pick just one.
    frellathon(at)gmail(dot)com

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  5. I've always wanted to visit Australia.

    dlodden at frontiernet dot net

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  6. I would love to go to the Bahamas. :)

    aliasgirl1976@yahoo.com

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  7. I want to go to Scotland so bad!
    lisasworldofbooks@charter.net

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  8. I'd like to visit China!

    taffy(dot)lovell@gmail.com

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  9. Hubby and I are hoping to go to the Bahamas next year!

    meredithfl at gmail dot com

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  10. i would love to go to france
    susansmoaks at gmail dot com

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